Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Article the Third: \ | | | Where a crime of the kidneys has been | | committed, the accused should | | | | enjoy the right to a speedy diaper | | change. Public announcements and | | | | guided tours of the aforementioned are | | not necessary. Article the Fourth: | | | | The decision to eat strained lamb or | | not should be with the "feedee" | | | | and not the "feeder". Blowing the | | strained lamb into the feeder's | | | | face should be accepted as an opinion, | | not as a declaration of war. Article | | the Fifth: | | | | Babies should enjoy the freedom to | | vocalize, whether it be in church, | | | | a public meeting place, during a movie, | | or after hours when the | | | | lights are out. They have not yet | | learned that joy and laughter have | | | | to last a lifetime and must be | | conserved. | | | | -- Erma Bombeck, "A Baby's Bill of | \ Rights" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;