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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Article the Third:                      \
|                                         |
| Where a crime of the kidneys has been   |
| committed, the accused should           |
|                                         |
| enjoy the right to a speedy diaper      |
| change. Public announcements and        |
|                                         |
| guided tours of the aforementioned are  |
| not necessary. Article the Fourth:      |
|                                         |
| The decision to eat strained lamb or    |
| not should be with the "feedee"         |
|                                         |
| and not the "feeder". Blowing the       |
| strained lamb into the feeder's         |
|                                         |
| face should be accepted as an opinion,  |
| not as a declaration of war. Article    |
| the Fifth:                              |
|                                         |
| Babies should enjoy the freedom to      |
| vocalize, whether it be in church,      |
|                                         |
| a public meeting place, during a movie, |
| or after hours when the                 |
|                                         |
| lights are out. They have not yet       |
| learned that joy and laughter have      |
|                                         |
| to last a lifetime and must be          |
| conserved.                              |
|                                         |
| -- Erma Bombeck, "A Baby's Bill of      |
\ Rights"                                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;