Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my \ | master sent me to thy master, and to | | thee, to speak these words? Hath he not | | sent me to the men which sit on the | | wall, that they may eat their own dung, | | and drink their own piss with you? [2 | \ Kings 18:27 (KJV)] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;