Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The Third Law of Photography: \ | | | If you did manage to get any good | | shots, they will be ruined | | | | when someone inadvertently opens the | | darkroom door and all of | | | \ the dark leaks out. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;