Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune Documents the Great Legal \ | Decisions: | | | | It is a rule of evidence deduced from | | the experience of mankind and supported | | by reason and authority that positive | | testimony is entitled to more weight | | than negative testimony, but by the | | latter term is meant negative testimony | | in its true sense and not positive | | evidence of a negative, because | | testimony in support of a negative may | | be as positive as that in support of an | | affirmative. | | | \ -- 254 Pac. Rep. 472. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;