Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the \ | men are strong, the women are pretty, | | and the children are above-average. | | | \ -- Garrison Keillor / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;