Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- \ | it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and | | grows in every computer. | | | \ -- A. J. Perlis / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;