Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Health nuts are going to feel stupid \ | someday, lying in hospitals dying of | | nothing. | | | \ -- Redd Foxx / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;