Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Antonio Antonio Was tired of living \ | alonio He thought he would woo Antonio | | Antonio Miss Lucamy Lu, Rode of on his | | polo ponio Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio. | | And found the maid | | | | In a bowery shade, | | | | Sitting and knitting alonio. Antonio | | Antonio Said if you will be my ownio | | I'll love tou true Oh nonio Antonio And | | buy for you You're far too bleak and | | bonio An icery creamry conio. And all | | that I wish | | | | You singular fish | | | | Is that you will quickly begonio. | | Antonio Antonio Uttered a dismal moanio | | And went off and hid Or I'm told that | \ he did In the Antartical Zonio. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;