Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How is the world ruled, and how do wars \ | start? Diplomats tell lies to | | journalists, and they believe what they | | read. | | | | -- Karl Kraus, "Aphorisms and More | \ Aphorisms" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;