Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If more of us valued food and cheer and \ | song above hoarded gold, it would be a | | merrier world. | | | \ -- J.R.R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;