Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you are looking for a kindly, \ | well-to-do older gentleman who is no | | longer interested in sex, take out an | | ad in The Wall Street Journal. | | | \ -- Abigail Van Buren / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;