Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We really don't have any enemies. It's \ | just that some of our best friends are | \ trying to kill us. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;