Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Some primal termite knocked on wood. \ | And tasted it, and found it good. And | | that is why your Cousin May Fell | | through the parlor floor today. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;