Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nusbaum's Rule: \ | | | The more pretentious the corporate | | name, the smaller the | | | | organization. (For instance, the Murphy | | Center for the | | | | Codification of Human and | | Organizational Law, contrasted | | | \ to IBM, GM, and AT&T.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;