Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If for every rule there is an \ | exception, then we have established | | that there is an exception to every | | rule. If we accept "For every rule | | there is an exception" as a rule, then | | we must concede that there may not be | | an exception after all, since the rule | | states that there is always the | | possibility of exception, and if we | | follow it to its logical end we must | | agree that there can be an exception to | | the rule that for every rule there is | | an exception. | | | \ -- Bill Boquist / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;