Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Thus spake the master programmer: \ | | | "When you have learned to snatch the | | error code from | | | | the trap frame, it will be time for you | | to leave." | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;