Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "If once a man indulges himself in \ | murder, very soon he comes to think | | little of robbing; and from robbing he | | next comes to drinking and | | Sabbath-breaking, and from that to | | incivility and procrastination." | | | \ -- Thomas De Quincey (1785 - 1859) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;