Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / prototype, n.: \ | | | First stage in the life cycle of a | | computer product, followed by | | | | pre-alpha, alpha, beta, release | | version, corrected release version, | | | | upgrade, corrected upgrade, etc. Unlike | | its successors, the | | | \ prototype is not expected to work. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;