Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The perversity of nature is nowhere \ | better demonstrated by the fact that, | | when exposed to the same atmosphere, | | bread becomes hard while crackers | \ become soft. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;