Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to \ | the dark side, you hoser. | | | \ -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;