Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The most serious doubt that has been \ | thrown on the authenticity of the | | biblical miracles is the fact that most | | of the witnesses in regard to them were | | fishermen. | | | \ -- Arthur Binstead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;