Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm an artist. But it's not what I \ | really want to do. What I really want | | to do is be a shoe salesman. I know | | what you're going to say -- "Dreamer! | | Get your head out of the clouds." All | | right! But it's what I want to do. | | Instead I have to go on painting all | | day long. | | | | The world should make a place for shoe | | salesmen. | | | \ -- J. Feiffer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;