Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We thrive on euphemism. We call \ | multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", | | closet size apartments "efficient" and | | incomprehensible artworks "innovative". | | In fact, "euphemism" has become a | | euphemism for "bald-faced lie". And | | now, here are the euphemisms so | | colorfully employed in Personal Ads: | | | | EUPHEMISM REALITY ------------------- | | ------------------------- Excited about | | life's journey No concept of reality | | Spiritually evolved Oversensitive Moody | | Manic-depressive Soulful Quiet | | manic-depressive Poet Boring | | manic-depressive Sultry/Sensual Easy | | Uninhibited Lacking basic social skills | | Unaffected and earthy Slob and lacking | | basic social skills Irreverent Nasty | | and lacking basic social skills Very | | human Quasimodo's best friend Swarthy | | Sweaty even when cold or standing still | | Spontaneous/Eclectic Scatterbrained | | Flexible Desperate Aging child | | Self-centered adult Youthful Over 40 | | and trying to deny it Good sense of | \ humor Watches a lot of television / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;