Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you laid all of our laws end to end, \ | there would be no end. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;