Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I have recently been examining all the \ | known superstitions of the world, | | | | and do not find in our particular | | superstition (Christianity) one | | redeeming | | | | feature. They are all alike founded on | | fables and mythology." | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;