Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A girl with a future avoids the man \ | with a past. | | | \ -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;