Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Almost anything derogatory you could \ | say about today's software design would | | be accurate. | | | \ -- K. E. Iverson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;