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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A young man and his girlfriend were     \
| walking along Main Street when she      |
| spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a   |
| jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure    |
| love to have that!" she gushed.         |
|                                         |
| "No problem," her companion replied,    |
| throwing a brick through the window and |
| grabbing the ring.                      |
|                                         |
| A few blocks later, the woman admired a |
| full-length sable coat. "What I'd give  |
| to own that," she said, sighing.        |
|                                         |
| "No problem," he said, throwing a brick |
| through the window and grabbing the     |
| coat.                                   |
|                                         |
| Finally, turning for home, they passed  |
| a car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything |
| for one of those Rolls-Royces," she     |
| said.                                   |
|                                         |
| "Jeez, baby," the guy moaned, "you      |
\ think I'm made of bricks?"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;