Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Research is the best place to be: you \ | work your buns off, and if it works | | you're a hero; if it doesn't, well -- | | nobody else has done it yet either, so | \ you're still a valiant nerd. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;