Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / * woot smiles serenely.I don't \ | want to seem over eager about getting | | into knghtbrd's | | | \ siglist. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;