Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Vulcans worship peace above all. \ | | | -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow", | \ stardate 4768.3 / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;