Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If two wrongs don't make a right, try \ | three. | | | \ -- Laurence J. Peter / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;