Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, \ | they're part of a dream world... | | | \ -- Wally Shawn / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;