Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Our missions are peaceful -- not for \ | conquest. When we do battle, it is only | | because we have no choice. | | | | -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", | \ stardate 2124.5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;