Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I \ | kill all the golfers... they're gonna | \ lock me up and throw away the key! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;