Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you learn one useless thing every \ | day, in a single year you'll learn 365 | \ useless things. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;