UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ You must include all income you receive \
| in the form of money, property and      |
| services if it is not specifically      |
| exempt. Report property (goods) and     |
| services at their fair market values.   |
| Examples include income from bartering  |
| or swapping transactions, side          |
| commissions, kickbacks, rent paid in    |
| services, illegal activities (such as   |
| stealing, drugs, etc.), cash skimming   |
| by proprietors and tradesmen,           |
| "moonlighting" services, gambling,      |
| prizes and awards. Not reporting such   |
| income can lead to prosecution for      |
| perjury and fraud.                      |
|                                         |
| -- Excerpt from Taxachussetts income    |
\ tax forms                               /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;