Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You must include all income you receive \ | in the form of money, property and | | services if it is not specifically | | exempt. Report property (goods) and | | services at their fair market values. | | Examples include income from bartering | | or swapping transactions, side | | commissions, kickbacks, rent paid in | | services, illegal activities (such as | | stealing, drugs, etc.), cash skimming | | by proprietors and tradesmen, | | "moonlighting" services, gambling, | | prizes and awards. Not reporting such | | income can lead to prosecution for | | perjury and fraud. | | | | -- Excerpt from Taxachussetts income | \ tax forms / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;