Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Overboarding: \ | | | Overcompensating for fears about the | | future by plunging headlong into a job | | or life-style seemingly unrelated to | | one's previous life interests: i.e., | | Amway sales, aerobics, the Republican | | party, a career in law, cults, | | McJobs.... | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;