Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The trouble with this country is that \ | there are too many politicians who | | believe, with a conviction based on | | experience, that you can fool all of | | the people all of the time. | | | \ -- Franklin Adams / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;