Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Besides, includingis \ | a fatal error on machines that don't | | have it yet. Bad language design, | | there... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1991Aug22.220929.6857@netlabs.com> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;