Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Anyone can do any amount of work \ | provided it isn't the work he is | | supposed to be doing at the moment. | | | \ -- Robert Benchley / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;