Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Why are you doing this to me? \ | | | Because knowledge is torture, and there | | must be awareness before there is | | change. | | | \ -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;