Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'Twas the night before crisis, and all \ | through the house, | | | | Not a program was working not even a | | browse. The programmers were wrung out | | too mindless to care, | | | | Knowing chances of cutover hadn't a | | prayer. The users were nestled all snug | | in their beds, | | | | While visions of inquiries danced in | | their heads. When out in the lobby | | there arose such a clatter, | | | | I sprang from my tube to see what was | | the matter. And what to my wondering | | eyes should appear, | | | | But a Super Programmer, oblivious to | | fear. More rapid than eagles, his | | programs they came, | | | | And he whistled and shouted and called | | them by name; On Update! On Add! On | | Inquiry! On Delete! | | | | On Batch Jobs! On Closing! On Functions | | Complete! His eyes were glazed over, | | his fingers were lean, | | | | From Weekends and nights in front of a | | screen. A wink of his eye, and a twist | | of his head, | | | | Soon gave me to know I had nothing to | | dread... | | | \ -- "Twas the Night before Crisis" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;