Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Contrary to popular belief, penguins \ | are not the salvation of modern | | technology. Neither do they throw | \ parties for the urban proletariat." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;