Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder \ | Gods say they can make me a man! All it | | costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW | | I'M MAD!!! | | | | -- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & | \ Jeff Dee / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;