Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #8: LAIDBACK | | | | This language was developed at the | | Marin County Center for T'ai Chi, | | Mellowness and Computer Programming | | (now defunct), as an alternative to the | | more intense atmosphere in nearby | | Silicon Valley. | | | | The center was ideal for programmers | | who liked to soak in hot tubs while | | they worked. Unfortunately few | | programmers could survive there because | | the center outlawed Pizza and Coca-Cola | | in favor of Tofu and Perrier. | | | | Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK | | because of its reputation as a gentle | | and non-threatening language since all | | error messages are in lower case. For | | example, LAIDBACK responded to syntax | | errors with the message: | | | | "i hate to bother you, but i just can't | | relate to that. can | | | \ you find the time to try it again?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;