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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \
| #8: LAIDBACK                            |
|                                         |
| This language was developed at the      |
| Marin County Center for T'ai Chi,       |
| Mellowness and Computer Programming     |
| (now defunct), as an alternative to the |
| more intense atmosphere in nearby       |
| Silicon Valley.                         |
|                                         |
| The center was ideal for programmers    |
| who liked to soak in hot tubs while     |
| they worked. Unfortunately few          |
| programmers could survive there because |
| the center outlawed Pizza and Coca-Cola |
| in favor of Tofu and Perrier.           |
|                                         |
| Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK       |
| because of its reputation as a gentle   |
| and non-threatening language since all  |
| error messages are in lower case. For   |
| example, LAIDBACK responded to syntax   |
| errors with the message:                |
|                                         |
| "i hate to bother you, but i just can't |
| relate to that. can                     |
|                                         |
\ you find the time to try it again?"     /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;