Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Sometimes when you look into his eyes \ | you get the feeling that someone else | | is driving. | | | \ -- David Letterman / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;