Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The louder he talked of his honour, the \ | faster we counted our spoons. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;