Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Love is like the measles; we all have \ | to go through it. | | | \ -- Jerome K. Jerome / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;