Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Each person has the right to take part \ | in the management of public affairs in | | his country, provided he has prior | | experience, a will to succeed, a | | university degree, influential parents, | | good looks, a curriculum vitae, two 3x4 | \ snapshots, and a good tax record. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;